This is copied and pasted from my chatroom, but I have changed the customers name.
bigdick1456: hi where you from?
Me: Hey there! I'm from the UK.
bigdick1456: Me 2
Me: Cool. Hows it going?
bigdick1456: u single
Me: Yep. Though that is kind of irrelevant.
bigdick1456: wanna polish me rod
Me: Well…since you asked me in such a charming manner, how can I refuse?
bigdick1456: will u
Me:…..Are you asking me to meet up with you to wank you off?
Me: Are you even asking if I am an escort? Or are you asking if I'll meet up for free?
bigdick1456: meet up
bigdick1456: for free
bigdick1456: since your single
Me: ….Here is some reading for you, you may find it interesting, it is on a subject you seem to be unaware of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_work